DISCLAIMER: This website is intended for mature adults with a sense of humor. Thanks and hope you enjoy your visit!

Hi. My name is Alexander The Poet.
This website serves as a collection of poetry that I have written and continue to write.

Most of the poems I write are of an adult humorous nature.
So if you don't have a sense of humor, then I suggest you leave now.

I'd like to think of my poetry as extended jokes. I think of an idea, which usually ends up being the title of the poem, and then I expand on it.
That's all there really is to it.

Many people think I am literally sick because I choose to write actual poetry based on a dirty thought.
I suppose they think this way because it would be one thing to have a dirty thought, but totally another, to write stanzas based on it.
I'd like to call it being creative, and having a lot of free time :)

Really, what I do is no different than a stand up comedian, so I feel I shouldn't be persecuted for it.

I recommend checking out the links on top for all your ATP needs.

Thank you for stopping by, thank you for being a fan, and thank you for your support.


Website created 11.15.99


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